On the way home from running errands, the kids were happily snacking on chocolate covered raisins, "1985" was playing on the radio when Harrison suddenly pipes up . . .
Harrison: Mom, if I ever go to real school . . .
Me: Harrison, your school is real.
Harrison: I mean a school where I have classmates . . .
Harrison: Well, I think I'm going to be cool.
Sophia: hysterical laughing
Me: Harrison, you are cool. Sophia, what are you laughing at? Geekwad.